Survived The End? Take 10.

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Welcome to the first full week of civilization 2.0.

In honor of bypassing some good old-fashioned superstition, REsheets would like to join the Commercial Real Estate community in celebrating our existence with ten tangible earth-bound realizations, including a ten-present of our own (hint: it’s a 10% off coupon).

1. Welcome to the first year since 1987 without 2 recurring digits.

2. Go ahead and use 1987 as our coupon code. 10% off any of our commercial real estate software products.

3. The only real “effect” of an end of the world prophecy is emotional transaction. Who here didn’t purchase that extra drink, that nicer pair of socks… good on you.

4. Good on us with the nice socks.

5. Discounted Cash Flow Modeling is a form of prophecy. However, our indicators postdate the Mayan calender.

6. Please don’t underestimate proper prophecy. Understand your indicators, understand your assumptions, second-check your givens.

7. You do know we’ll underwrite any property of your choosing, and the first try is free? Click analysis.

8. In 2013, you can reuse calendars from 2002, 1991, 1985, 1974, 1963, 1957, 1946, 1935, 1929, and 1918.

9. Our Famous REsheets Toolbelt is our most popular seller, because it’s fantastic.

10. Our hint was more like the real thing. Use [COUPON CODE: 1987] for 10% off our software templates.

Have a wonderful 2013.